Kid logic

The other day Alex asked me if he and Allison could have a "slumber party". Everything you need to know about "slumber party" is contained in our dialogue:

Alex: "Dad, can me and Allison have a slumber party?"
Me: "I don't think so, buddy."
Alex: "Why not?"
Me: "Tell me what happens at your slumber parties."
Alex: "No sleeping."
Me: "What else?"
Alex: "Fighting."
Me: "What else?"
Alex: "Screaming and crying."
Me: "What else?"
Alex: "We usually make a HUGE mess."
Me: "See?"

Allison asleep in her doll's toy bed...and Alex with the scratches from falling off the swing.

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